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Better update later, but for now I hope those of you that celebrate are having a very Merry Christmas! And that all of you are having a wonderful holiday season. I adore all of you, and there is nothing I wish for more than just that all of you are safe and happy and healthy. ♥

Also, BABY!WENTZ. ♥___♥

Holiday Love Meme, Secret Santa Style! / me.

And if you didn't put your name on the last love meme, you better do this one. >:( Even if you did put your name on that one and need some more love, do it again! There's no such thing as too much love, unless it's a creepy kind of love with scary mustaches and unmarked vans. Stay away from that kind of love!

Also, Leathermouth is doing a live stream of their show tonight, here. I think it's just for the US though. :(

In conclusion, BOOKWORM AHAHAHA.

eta. I am a total loser who forgot to send my EPIC EPIC love to rhombal for telling SVV hello for me at the empires show last night, and to musictoyourlips for concert calling me. I don't know what I did in a past life to deserve such amazing friends, but I'm not complaining!

So, I've been really, really terrible about keeping up with my flist lately, and I apologize! I'm slowly working my way back, so if you get comments from me on two-week-old posts, it's just me trying to make up for being such a failboat.

It doesn't help that my internet has been pretty unreliable and I was ridiculously sick today, and also that I've been writing a ton but finishing nothing. :-/ I did write Greta/Vicky-T for anon_lovefest, though! \O/ That community is awesome for getting me to finish stuff, but I fail at the anon part, because I finish things so rarely that when I do, I want to show them off and have that little "yay me!" moment that I accomplished something. That is probably pretty lame! But totally true.

I watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno earlier and there needs to be a bandom AU of this right now, Y/MFY? Despite the fact that I have yet to start on my yuletide or bandom_solstice fic, I might actually give that a shot.

I finally got caught up on TV today, too!

( Supernatural )

( Dexter )

( Heroes )

I also watched the season finales of True Blood and Sons of Anarchy, which I'm not sure I've ever mentioned watching, but they were both good and I don't really have much else to say about them.

I missed vacivity and pshjesshatesyou's birthdays, but a very happy belated one to both of you, I hope they were fantastic! ♥

BABYWAY HOMG.

NO HIATUS CAN WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THIS NEWS.

Ahahahaha, I had three e-mails and a whole flist full of it, ILU GUISE.

How reliable is the Star Tribune? It sounds a little sketchy, but maybe I'm just thinking of...isn't there a tabloid with Star in it somewhere? I'm gonna be very ;__; if it ends up being a hoax.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz? FOR REAL?

BUT BAAAAABY. ♥______♥

musictoyourlips called me from the empires show tonight, the one that I couldn't make it to. I listened to Spit the Dark and may or may not have teared up over how much I love that song and the fact that people are awesome enough to think about me when they're having their own empires fun. Thank you, Rosie. ♥

If you've posted that Christmas wishlist meme and don't see your name on this list, please link me! I've been trying to keep track of them as they're posted, but I'm paranoid about some slipping through the cracks.

Here's a story about my failyness that's sure to make you re-evaluate ever coming to visit.

I was going to make mac and cheese the other day, right? Because mac and cheese is awesome and easy and should be made often. My brother had just made something that required a cookie sheet and a spatula, and left the spatula on top of the cookie sheet on top of the oven, so I just used the burner on the other side. Or. I thought I did. Fifteen minutes later, my brother announces that I'm trying to kill them all - there were flames, the entire house was filled with the smoke of a dying spatula, and my water was not boiling because I'd turned on the wrong burner.

The problem with this is that it's not the first time things like this have happened. :-/ I once blew up the microwave because I thought someone said to put a baked potato in for half an hour, not ten minutes (I was like thirteen, give me a break). I once backed into a neighbor's gas main and the fire department came and woke up the entire neighborhood at five in the morning because they thought they might have to evacuate everyone. I once turned on a light, not realizing that someone's sock (seriously though, wtf, sock) was on top of it and it started the sock on fire. The recycling bin lid fell off the bin and onto our heating grate and melted into the heater. There were flames and smoke with that one, too.

So it's not all my fault, I just seem to have a tendency to be around when things like that happen. Fire incidents aside, I have never gone camping without a tornado popping up wherever it is I'm camping (three times, but after the third time I just said fuck it and stopped going camping).

Tell me about your most faily situations so I feel less like a disaster magnet. :(

Dear Yuletide Writer:

( rambling about my requests! )

Again, thank you, yuletide author, and if there's anything at all you want to ask or need clarification on, feel free to pass a message along via the mods and I'll ramble at you some more!

On the heels of my Christmas wishlist post, I come seeking information with which I can stalk you! I MEAN SEND YOU CHRISTMAS CARDS. >.>

I love love love sending out cards, and I failed so hard at it last year, so please don't be shy about giving me your information. I promise not to use it for anything skeevy, unless you like that kind of thing, in which case I will be the skeeviest. Even if you think I have your information, leave it again, just in case!

This is open to lurkers/people surfing in from friendsfriends, too, although I imagine you'd only want to fill out the Christmas card/name/address bits. ;)

[Poll #1294379]

And now a Christmas poll because I love polls! It's ridiculously non-inclusive of holidays other than the traditional Christmas, so feel free to skip it if none of them apply to you, or comment and tell me about some of your favorite non-Christmas winter holiday memories/traditions!

( The Big Damn Christmas Poll )

Tell me all about your favorite/least favorite Christmases. Tell me about the creepy drunk Santa whose lap you sat on when you were little (or when you were big >.>). Tell me about the eccentric people in your family who make the holidays bearable/unbearable. Just tell me stuff!

I know it's not official yet, but \O/ OBAMA.

Thank you, America. Thank you.